I Am Not Dead
I first came across the “Heartbreaking News” of my death on a YouTube video. A suspiciously artificial-sounding voice reported that I had passed away on October 6 due to complications from stomach cancer. Hmm, that’s news to me, I thought, recalling the misquote attributed to Mark Twain: “The report of my death has been grossly exaggerated.” Listening further, I learned that my family members and colleagues had noticed a visible decline in my physical condition. I appeared weakened and found ...